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televisionertia 

1) Continuing to watch the same channel because you can't find the remote and are too lazy to manually change the channel.

2) Continuing to watch a show that you don't really enjoy, just because you always have.
EXAMPLE 1: I didn't plan to watch that show, but I had watched the one before it and televisionertia set in.

EXAMPLE 2: I didn't even like "Heroes" that much in its first season but I can't stop watching - it's a classic case of televisionertia!
televisionertia by Brad Roar! March 27, 2009

Television 

da jury:
1~ to bring(keep) you happy (Distracted from the apocalypse (> A lifting of the veil)) and to give (take (way take/stealing from)) your mind off of (with) things in your life.

Phonetics
1 =) Te le vision > tell lie vision > tell lie to vision or tell a lie through vision >

Etymology, Reading :
Te: Thee God we praise
Le: he, that
Vision: something seen in the imagination or in the supernatural

De Facto Definition:
1 ~ to bring you happiness and to give your mind off of (with) things in your life.
How to get un(into)to a sentence:
da jury wording arting:

IAM going to watch their television fall as all who fallow a fallen god (the Devil, A.K.A "the never of God.")
De Facto, as:

I'm going to watch television, to stay up (being as asleep) today (God's time), with my favorite show; so I can know (belief) how it ends.
Television by Craigvalue nova April 20, 2022

television 

cultural warfare. TV companies cater to the lowest-common-denominator, people's weaknesses to make profit.
television by normal October 24, 2003

television 

Adam bought himself a television. Over the years, Adam became lazy, fat and suffered from severe brain rot! He constantly felt the need to buy something, even though he didn't need it! He eventually died on his couch.
television by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

television 

What, TV used to educate, inform and inspire? Let's broadcast the Bold and the Beautiful instead, gets more ratings.
television by whamawhama May 16, 2004

television 

Shit that only lazy/ameri cunts watch. The problem is, we don't fucking NEED television.
Television is for Americans aka lazy people.
television by Anonymous July 28, 2004