indian teepee

When the skin of your penis turns red from constantly jacking off.

If you keep jacking off like that you will get an Indian Teepee.

by Tbabyqueen December 27, 2013

drip teensy

A literal menace to society. A goat also. Very hot and drippy.

Wow! Look at drip teensy! (said every girl)

by goatifieda April 24, 2021

torquing your teets

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.

Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.

by Androecium February 13, 2014

busted tees

A t-shirt company advertising on Urban Dictionary. The slogans on the shirts are silly, but it is worth noting that they are SUPPOSED to be. They might as well make a shirt that says:

"I know this shirt is stupid, you don't have to tell me".

Apparently lots of people don't like the shirts at all. See example:

Jim: Hey Joe, where did you get that silly silly shirt?
Joe: From busted tees, a website advertised on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: oh! What's Urban Dictionary?
Joe: It's this website that has definitions of the parts of language not found in real dictionaries, or, "slang".
Jim: That's stupid, so is your shirt.
Joe: yeah, that's the point, dickwad.
Jim: What does "dickwad" mean?
Joe: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by dougdougdoug September 2, 2007

Teesh

A word exclusively used in Hawick in the Scottish Borders meaning fantastic, brilliant, perfect.

"I had a great time last night - the band were teesh"

by teribus July 1, 2009

terps

abreviation of the university of maryland college park mascot. (terrapin).

FEAR THE TURTLE!

Lets go TERPS, kick duke's ass!

by fear the goddamn turtle November 6, 2004

Dita Von Teese

The sexiest woman on the face of the Earth.

While Dita may have altered her body and is a stripper and a porn star, she still manages to be classier than all those pop bitches on MTV while still showing the same amount of skin.

Dita von Teese is gorgeous.

by R'Amen December 5, 2010