Tear away pants

The athletic pants with the buttons up the side that douche bag jocks like to wear on a normal day probably thinking they will get in a situation that they will need to rip off their pants.

Harry: "Becky just said she told me to meet her in the bathroom for a blow job, its good I wore my tear away pants for easy access ;)"
Dick: "You're such a douche"

by N1gg@Sh!t January 4, 2015

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Tear drop

When a female performs oral on a man and deep throats with so much force it creates a tears to form in there eyes.thus causing the TEAR DROP

by kilo kapanel August 8, 2011

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tear jearker

a sentimental story, movie, song, etc

That film is a real tear jearker.

by Light Joker November 26, 2005

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Just literally completely ruining and destroying some pussy or ass. Just fucking making that shit disappear. Causing the lining of one's pussy or ass to just cease to exist. God-like destruction of a hole, total annihilation. One cannot come back from such a cataclysmic event.

Friend 1: Omg, she just sent a booty pic...
Friend 2: Are you gonna tear shit up?

by GooneryTypeBeat October 22, 2019

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tear up

to dominate at something. to be the best

"yeah i tear up at chess" says greg.

"no way greg. man your mum tears up in bed" replies rhys

by mordecai kelly November 1, 2007

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Tear Gas

A highly irritant substance commonly used by cops to push back peaceful protestors.
You've got to be a shitty person either to use it, or to order soldiers to use it.

A: "If you were facing protests regarding a worldwide scandal regarding cops killing a black guy, what would you do?"
Trump: "Oh thats easy! Let's have cops commit even more violence against people by using tear gas against them. That's totally not gonna increase the amount of hate people carry towards them for what they did."

by all-poweful Shaggy June 9, 2020

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