tanked it

A way of telling someone that they did something good/bad/madsnake.

"See that madsnake riding his bike, he totally tanked it."

by Big Tucker August 24, 2006

Tainted Meat

A girl that's taken a black dick inside her nether regions.

Guy 1: Yo did you hook up with the girl from the club last night?

Guy 2: Nah I found out she got dicked by the mandingo next door, tainted meat.

by Mikumi Hawkumi August 15, 2018

Tainted Meat

When you place your cock and balls between your legs.

A tuck job.

"I was all up on a girl at da club until I realized she had some tainted meat."

by psychognosis November 8, 2013

Tainted

Dirty or unclean. Also see Skeezy

The whore was tainted with many a VD!

by Cpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

Young, Cool and Tanned

Something a vertically challenged comedian - which in some imperscrutable way became the richest and most powerful man in Italy - could say, amongst other idiotic things (like "era una carineria!!", "I was just being nice and friendly!!")

Comedian: "I am older than him, I will give him some advice"
35 Millions Italians: "Oh My God"
Comedian: "he is Young, Cool and Tanned"
35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US!"
Comedian: ""I was just being nice and friendly, and if you don't understand this you all are communists dumbasses!"
35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US, but send troops and find who voted him! SAVE US!"

by Babel March 23, 2009

tented

when a guy is hard and it shows through his trousers, he is 'tented' (or his trousers HAVE tented).
usually used to tease a mate, see example (2)

1 "oh my god man, you've tented - who you looking at?"
2 "mate, you saw her and your trousers just tented like that! haha"

by xenna September 4, 2009