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take a slam

to take a slam is to shit. thouroughly! its a huge dump. one thats capable of blowing the back off the toilet. it is often jet-propelled, and accompanied by farts.
i gotta go take a slam, where's the air freshener?
by da trick biatch March 2, 2006
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take life day by day

Don't dwell on the past, and don't stress over the future. Instead, learn from your past mistakes, and prepare for the future. You don't need to have every single detail of your life worked out. Do what you can based on what you know, and accept the inevitability of unexpected and unknown events. Have an open mind and be ready to, if possible, adapt to these events as they happen.
"How do you keep your sanity as a police officer, knowing that, one day, you could be killed in the line of duty?"
"You just have to take life day by day."
by Seeker of All Truth April 26, 2014
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take me

Fuck me. Have sex with me. The person saying "take me" is the more submissive partner; the person who will do the taking is the dominant.
by ab2122 August 8, 2006
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take for granted

To give little attention to or to underestimate the value of, to fail to appreciate.
Usually the epiphany of having taking something for granted comes after its already gone.
You take for granted all the love i give. I best give it to someone else.
by rawrawrarara March 8, 2011
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Take A Count Dooku

A comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. Instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say "I have to take a Count Dooku" and your intentions should be implied.

Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.

The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"
Henchman #21: Dude, get out I gotta take a Count Dooku
by Piemanthe3rd August 27, 2009
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Take it to the booth

When a Soldier (deployed) is told to go to the phone booth area of the MWR Center because his crying and whinning during his video web-chat with girlfriend or wife is bothering everyone around him.
Looks Man! No one else here wants to hear your sniveling, if you can't handle the call, Take it to the booth.
by Special Forces Soldier November 25, 2010
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take out the dishes

Another way of saying you need to go masterbate
"Hey before we go to maddies I need to take out the dishes"
by MMC78 January 15, 2016
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