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tablet zombie

opt. 'mobile zombie' people with a device in hands, frozen in space, as if going somewhere, their need to respond to a new e-mail or check updates caught them by surprise.

These people can walk slowly with their tablet or mobile in hands, reminding zombies. Sometimes they hide in far cafe corners and become similar to a self-absorbed plankton, swaying on the waves.

By ignoring surroundings tablet zombies can create dangerous situations in public spaces such as subway or street. Some users say that they can do the familiar path having no problems, without looking at the road. However, this leads to many risks...
- How did you get that bruise?!
- Yesterday I went to a mall and I've slammed my forehead into a strange guy!
- Holy cow!
- Yeah, that crazy guy was keeping staring at his Samsung right before getting off from the escalator!
- It was a tablet zombie by the way
- Wow! They are here!
by digitalvocabulary.com June 12, 2014
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kitchen table talk

A discussion between family (e.g. cousins) or close friends at a table or other private setting, where the two (or more) of you can have completely open, often deep, conversation. The key to kitchen table talk is the ability to throw the dirtiest shade, talk shit, and spill piping hot tea, that would not be typically be acceptable in every day society.

What happens at the kitchen table, stays at the kitchen table.
Girl 1: This is going to sound really shady, but...
Girl 2: It's okay girl, this is kitchen table talk.
by TheRealRoommate December 18, 2018
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Bro Table

The deadliest group of people. These 12 guys are the realest niggas from Vanier who will body anybody in their ways.
1: Yo is that Bro Table
2: Yeah man we should stay away from them
1: Oh shit true
by Guacamiles January 22, 2021
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From The Dining Table

Hypocrite people say this song is for losers and sobber. But, at midnight they're crying at the edge of their bed listening to this song.
Jack cried last night after listened 'From The Dining Table'
From The Dining Table represent her sobber life
by lol ,i'm sad rn. November 26, 2019
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crafting table

The crafting table is the best block in Minecraft. After a cult had started the following of the block it has evolved into an icon of pop culture.
Jimmy: Wanna go fuck a crafting table?
Tom: Sure why the fuck not
by Djbobhut February 25, 2020
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milking table

A table with a hole on top which the male sticks his penis in while there is a female on the bottom pleasuring him in a variety of ways. Most commonly jerking and sucking.
I just bought my husband a milking table!
by Aggin and Aggin June 28, 2015
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Get on the crafting table

by Pastellyle July 1, 2020
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