Secret Tits

When you think a lady has average or smaller than average tits, but upon removing her garments you find she has much more than you expected.

Christ, Samantha has secret tits! Those things are huge!

by Tonymicjoe December 22, 2008

victory tits

The exposure of ones breasts by celebration of a good outcome of a situation.

Person 1: "We won the rollerderby bout!"
Person 2 or more: (release of victory tits ensues amoung group or an individual in agreeance)

Brandy Chastain's World Soccer Cup win cause her to rip her shirt off to celebrate with Victory Tits.

by kikikonkussion February 4, 2010

the cats tits

When something is of awesome quality. Similar to the bees knees.

"Did you see that show last night? It was the cats tits."

by Grigs February 7, 2012

Aw nigger tits

A socially acceptable replacement for the word " fuck " when used out of anger , disappointment or frustration .

Aw nigger tits ! The concert sold out before i got tickets .

by BAMAMIKE September 12, 2016

it's the tits

Used to describe the best of something. Not to be confused with those are some nice tits.

This beer man, it's the tits.

by decksanddecks March 24, 2009

string bean tits

A pair of breasts that are very thin and shriveled like a string-bean. They typically droop down significantly and makes the affected woman look flat because they are so fucking thin. To avoid insulting a female with these type of tits, they can be referred to as a set of SBT's in public.

Did you see Caroline in that bathing suit? She has a nasty set of string bean tits. I bet her husband is banging a hot chick on the side with real tits and a firm ass.

by Rohja May 20, 2008

titstracted

When you unintentionally drop out of a conversation, drive into oncoming traffic, or run over the neighbor's cat with your lawnmower because your attention was drawn away by a beautiful woman and/or perfect tits. The male equivalent to dickstracted.

I got so titstracted when I saw Amber Rose at the mall that I tripped into a twenty-minute fall down the up escalator.

by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016