link turn

1. (noun) quality pornography
2. (verb) to jack off excessively

Dude, I downloaded some nice link turns last night

dudeee, i link turned to Lanny Barbie for 2 hours last night

by Turtle Fayg March 16, 2007

turdsmirk

Facial expression after crapping yourself and at the same time enjoying the warm cosy feeling.

"My god it smells in here, it must've been Joe, look at his turdsmirk."

by BoomScooter November 19, 2009

Turnbuckle Syndrome

To be the biggest, strongest, fastest kid in your school at the age of 12 but then not grow another inch or gain another ounce of athletic ability thru the rest of your young adulthood.

Cheerleader: Who is that 5th grader on the sidelines of the Varsity football game?
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...

by GHS 4 Life November 27, 2012

ratta-tatta turds

When turds are expelled from someone’s anus in the manner of machine gunfire.

I could hear him from more than a block away shitting his signature ratta-tatta turds!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

Turisas

Turisas is a war god worshipped especially in the Häme region in Finland before christianity. The problem with Finnish mythology is that there are much less sources of written knowledge about it compared with other cultures, which results in dissenting information and uncertainty about facts. The name itself has several writing appearances depending on the source (Tursas, Turisas, Turilas and Turri) all meaning pretty much the same. The etymology of the word is somewhat complex: Tursas refers to mythological giants (as well as sea-creatures in modern Finnish language), Iku-Turso is somekind of a sea-monster according to folk poetry, while Meri-Tursas again appears in old spells as a breeder of disease. The name Turisas stands also pretty near to the Scandinavian, and better known,

Turisas is the giant that fight with David!!

by Javed (The last viking) March 28, 2005

turn a blind eye

01: Intentionally overlook or ignore something.
02: Have full knowledge of something and refusing to check it out.

People that turn a blind eye, most of the time are no good.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2005

bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.

Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021