Totes Pressed

Girl 1: Man, after that chick came back from her vacation, she's been totes pressed.

Girl 2: I know. Such a downer. We totes need to get her laid!

Girl 1: Totes presh, Girl! Totes presh!

by Totes pearly January 23, 2011

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Totes Emosh

Used when someone/something is very emotional (totally emotional). For example, on X Factor, the group 'Two Shoes' had the chance of being voted back into the live shows and described the situation as being 'Totes Emosh'.

'It's just totes emosh'

'I'm just totes emosh at the moment'

by TotesUrban November 29, 2011

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Totes Brute

When something happens that is so brutal you have to shorten "totally brutal" because of it's awesome brutalness. It can also be used to describe heavy and brutal music. Also works with things that suck and things that are lame.

"Dude, Marty face planted on the sidewalk the other day and totally scraped his face off."

"Oh that's totes brute dude."

by D. Brute June 27, 2008

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totes jelly

internet-derived slang for "totally jealous"

person 1: I don't have to work tomorrow!
person 2: Omg, totes jelly!

by Teh_Interwebzster July 3, 2009

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Totes MaGoats

a way to reinforce the meaning for the word totally.

Hey Man, you up for a night of unprotected sex and submissive binge drinking??

Dude! Totally! Totes MaGoats Man!!

by Cojani April 7, 2009

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totes inappropes

An abbreviation for "totally inappropriate." An extension of the phrase totes.

It is used to describe a socially unacceptable person, socially unacceptable behavior, or a generally unacceptable situation.

"You are totes inappropes right now."

by bobbybaby August 30, 2007

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