Totes Bro

Totally bro.
The more awesome version of "Cool Story Bro"

Use it. It's a thing now.

"Hey dude did you see the size of those tampons?"
"Totes bro. They look like they could fit up a walrus."

"Totes bro"
"Stop saying that! Do you know how annoying it is?"
"Totes bro."

by Totesbro January 20, 2012

pistol toting

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.

“Pistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”

by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018

for totes ser

For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.

Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.

by Jon Shields September 10, 2006

tote a pole

To shot or have a gun

Idgaf if you can fight I tote a pole bitch

by Phatkat55555555 November 23, 2017

totes awks

Totally awkward

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.

by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

Tote Git

adj.
a word used to describe something that is "raw" or "cool."
Shortened version of totally legitimate.

Jillian: That rock concert was amazing!!

Rachel: Yeah, it was tote git.

by jillybilly721 December 2, 2010

totes mcscrotes

An even cooler term for the work totes magotes, it originalted from a popular YouTuber named Markiplier.

Man 1:"Dude did you see that video Markiplier put up?"
Man 2:"Yeah! It was totes mcscrotes epic!"
Man 1:"So, want to get some t?"
Man 2:"Now THAT would be totes mcscrotes."

by The late and great nipple man January 8, 2014