toenail collecting

toenail collecting is obviously the most fun activity through your day, if you've never bitten off a toenail and stashed it away in a jar, you are not normal.

My favorite thing to do is toenail collecting

by pissBrow's November 13, 2022

Dirty Toenail

Why the actual fuck are you looking at what a Dirty toenail is... You fucking little perverted shit. You probably like to have dirt inside of your nails and suck it after a 8 hour workout and it is sweaty and stinks

You: Lol what does dirty toenail mean?

Urban Dictionary: Bro what the frick.. Get your fetish up out of here. You smell bad too

you: Wtf

Urban Dictionary: yeah you go away you little cracker

by i am so epic 2007 March 14, 2019

toenails

the tiny trim buds from a marijuana plant

i told my budtender -'i dont want any toenails only the big fluffy buds'

by c fonteneau May 12, 2018

Toenail Cleaver

When you chop off ones toes with a cleaver and add it to tacos

"DUDE I JUST GOT TOENAIL CLEAVERED!"
"They were some nice tacos tho"

by HARDLY AMAZING FACTZ January 31, 2020

Tiny toenails

When the toenail ratio is much too small compared to the rest of the toe.

WTF is wrong with your tiny toenails?

by legion20 April 5, 2021

toenail dirt

that black shit you got under ya toenails

i tried to suck some toes but this nigga had toenail dirt

by Cocojah September 9, 2019

toenail salt

This is a drug that will leave you dicked down dirty by a large crusty homeless man

Jerome:My nigga I have something to tell you

Steveo:YOU GOT YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT!?!?
Jerome:Nigga hell no you know I rap it up with that bitch. I AM NOT THE PAPPY
Steve’o:Then what

Jerome:I did bath salts

Steve’o:YOU DID WHAT NIGGA. TELL WHO/WHAT EVER IS POUNDING YOUR ASS HOLE TO HOLD ON CAUSE IM FINNA SHOVE A SIZE 13 SHOE UP YO ASS. OH WAIT THATS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED TO YO ASS CAUSE THATS WHERE TOENAIL SALT GETS YOU

by Mega niglet May 6, 2018