by Cocojah September 09, 2019
Usually consumed by starving Dead Heads and Hippies, Devil's Toenails are simply a crushed-up version of Ramen noodles without the liquid, usually with whatever flavor packet is included.
"We're all so strung out on acid that we can't even heat up a cup of water. It looks like we'll be eating Devil's Toenails again tonight for sure!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 22, 2023
by sharnus March 28, 2023
When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.
by buttcrack!!!!!!!!!! March 30, 2016
by TexasToenail January 17, 2019
When one uses there big toenail to scratch the tip of their penis to pleasure themselves.
P.S the more blood the better
P.S the more blood the better
by Wock fiends March 30, 2024
by Stephen the W. August 26, 2006