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Marlene the therapist

Bhad bitch, the bestest friend you could ever have. She helps you out when you have mental breakdowns and bullied you hardcore, but it’s all love. She also has almost the same exact life as you do, like a whole ass creep 🙄 and she has a very loving boyfriend who she will marry and have kids with🥺
Marlene the therapist is a bitch ass fucking hoe... but I love her
by bhadbitch23 April 16, 2020
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beauty therapist

Something girls become when they fail at life. Generally they will not be beautiful themselves nor will their paying victims be, once they have covered them in fake tan, half a tub of mac concealer and some eyelashes that look like they belong on a horse.
Boy: So what do you do for a living
Girl: I'm a beauty therapist
Boy: That's not a real thing. Next.
by Xipe Totec June 20, 2016
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Physical Therapist

Someone that does “physical” therapy on your girlfriend. Another way of saying to have sex with a broke niggas bitch
I’m a good physical therapist for the females. her boyfriend couldn’t sex her right so I recommended for her to take some physical therapy from me.
by NotCamKartel April 29, 2022
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Perversional Therapist

Perversional Therapist
A Perversional Therapist is a person who teaches, guides and encourages someone to discover the art of sexual perversion, sexual deviancy, and how to achieve various types of pleasurable gratification that are generally regarded as abnormal.
Hello,

I am the person who will awaken your desires, and guide you in your exploration into pleasure & gratification I am a Perversional Therapist.
by Devine Kismet August 30, 2018
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Occupational Therapist

A person, usually female, that gets a Master’s of Science Degree to practice OT thinking they’re going to help people of all ages regain their independence after an illness or disabling condition but instead gets harassed by physicians, other healthcare providers and even family members to get patients out of bed. Also, a person who goes to college 6 to 8 years to wipe butts.
Occupational Therapists help people become independent in activities of daily living.
by FLShelley November 23, 2021
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Sex-therapist to the stars

Me! Greatest mind to ever live!
Hym "Oh, I also forgot to mention 'Sex-therapist to the stars' in my credentials. I'm also that now..."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2023
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relaxation therapist

a smart ass way of telling someone to calm down.
Mike...please, relaxation therapist. I will go tommorow.
by gerico August 12, 2003
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