A therapist is someone who charges what a highly educated lawyer would charge to listen to you talk. Nothing more, nothing less. Within 3 sessions you will be told you have a mental disorder. You will leave each session feeling worse because a therapist creates a mountain out of a molehill. They have to so you will keep going back to pay them $185 per hour. You will always be just another day at the office to them and they will sleep good at night. Biggest scam ever! Save your money!
After I cussed my therapist out in an email she informed me the therapeutic relationship was really damaged and trust could not be restored.
by maggie0285 March 7, 2021
Get the Therapistmug. by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025
Get the Manuel Eduardo Rodrgiuez HErnenadez Is Cthulhian Therapistmug. A bartender who makes the perfect drinks and is chill, down to earth & makes every visit smooth like a therapy session with cocktails!
by AlmsBarr December 5, 2021
Get the liquid therapistmug. A person who has spent years studying the human patterns but doesn't want to get a degree in therapy and also practices holistic healing. A person who desires to help the human race exist. Dana Abbott created this to help her friends and fellow humans to be better versions of themselves. She has a lot of knowledge and wants to share. She uses crystals, tarot cards, palmistry, art, cooking and many other medias to help heal the heart and soul and find humbleness and balance.
Dana is a Metaphysical therapist, it's like a life coach but instead of direction like a life coach it's healing the whole body to be better version of themselves.
by Luna Fulever September 12, 2023
Get the metaphysical therapistmug. "I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.
by Teslarossa August 29, 2023
Get the I'm not a therapistmug. Holiday on November 2nd that celebrates the one friend in your group that deals with everyone’s drama and shit
by joesphhunter69 November 2, 2019
Get the Therapist Appreciation Daymug. 