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The Jenga Sex Position 

A sex position in which people stack on top of each other in alternating rows during an orgy, in a Jenga like fashion. The last person to pull out without falling over wins.
Last night, we tried The Jenga Sex Position. Mark barely beat Carlos.

end of the world sex 

Sex that is so primal, wild and uninhibited that it is comparable to knowing the world is about to end and it will be the last sex you will ever have.
I hadn't seen my girlfriend, Gina, since I went away to college 6 months ago. When we finally hooked up, we had the craziest sex ever! It was like end of the world sex!

little house on the prairie sex

Lame sex in which the woman just lays there doing nothing and may even be partially clothed during the act. Named because it's probably the kind of sex that people had on "Little House on the Prairie." Coined by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show. Synonymous with the Japanese slang maguro.
"I had to break up with Jane because it was nothing but little house on the prairie sex."

The Full Sex Nelson 

A sexual position that is rarely used in today's society, it can be performed with either male on female action, or male on male action.

It is carried out as follows:

1. While in the Sexual Intercourse position of Reverse Cowgirl

2. When the dominant member is close to orgasming, he proceeds to sit up and put the receiving partner into a Full Nelson wrestling hold.

3. After the receiving partner has been rendered unconscious, the dominant partner then proceeds to pull out and ejaculate onto the unconscious partner's face.

4. The dominant partner then immediately evacuates the premises before the other partner comes back to consciousness.
-"yeah man, I was over at her place last night and I totally pulled The Full Sex Nelson!"

-"after I gave her The Full Sex Nelson, I was in my car and driving away within 3 minutes!"

The Exorcism Sex Move 

A male holds a cross in one hand and ejaculates into the other then proceeds to fling said ejaculate at partner (mimicking holy water) whilst reciting biblical Latin verse. Amen.
The Exorcism Sex Move - "In nómine Pátris, et Fílii, et Spirítus SanctiI. I command you demon, cummeth for me"

you have the homo sex

some guy: lol you're bad
you: stfu you have the homo sex