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driving like a pissed off teenager 

Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".
Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
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Teenage Vow 

A Promise or a Commitment to something that seems very important to the teenager themself. Usually taken as a regular promise during in teenage years
Peter made a teenage vow that he would try his best to get to the university that he wanted to go to.
Teenage Vow by whitemedal September 6, 2009

teenage broncin' buck

A wild and aggresive hormone driven teenager. ORIGIN bucking bronco. From Don McLean's American Pie.
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck

Teenager 

A funny age, where you're not quite a child - not quite an adult. Little kids think it's cool to be a teenager (it isn't). Adults assume we're all dumb fuckers who get drunk on benches and cause trouble (not all of us). People always say if a teenager is unhappy or going through a tough time, it's down to hormones. How irritating for someone to say this, when you're going through genuine problems. A lot of us have major worries. School, jobs, family, relationships, friends, the way we look - there's a lot of expectations thrown upon us. Excuse us for not being jolly 24/7. We're also very well aware, the choices we make today will affect the rest of our lives. The last thing we want is to grow up to be old and bitter; full of regret! Just cut us some slack, please. Most of us are decent human beings!
Old woman #1: Oh, look at that teenager with his baggy jeans and hoody. I suppose he's just spray painted a wall! *laughs*
Old woman #2: What are you talking about?
Teenager by threeohthreeftw September 22, 2010

tweenager 

Used to describe (usually in relation to consumption and marketing) a person who has entered the "in between" years before adolescence (see teenager); children between the ages of 10 and 12. These children display common traits, interests, and developing psychologies separate from those in younger, and older age brackets. Commonly abbreviated to "tween". See related words: pre-teen, young adult
These clothing products are specifically marketed to tweenagers.
tweenager by olivia November 13, 2003

Teenager 

People who are treated like children but expected to act like adults
Adult 1: You are only a teenager, I can't trust you with this

Adult 2: Grow up, you aren't a child anymore
Teenager by Asdflgasm April 26, 2015

teenage establishment 

the teenage establishment is the any young person who holds or held some high social position due to being rich or having lots of friends who are also rich or just plain popular these people will include jocks,seniors,queen bees,cheerleaders,rich kids,those for student politics,or anyone who has ties to these groups are consider part of this realm.Most of them are just plain assholes who don`t have a clue in life and will mostly be workin at some fastfood place when they get older.
the cool kids are part of the teenage establishment so still the fuck away from them!!!!!!!!!
teenage establishment by lizard91 January 21, 2010