Tarter

When somebody knocks over a hookah, and leaves the burning coals on the carpet and stares at it, letting it burn a hole in the carpet or floor.

Jack just Tartered the hookah and burned holes in Colin's carpet.

by killas707 March 27, 2009

Tarpetbagger

People who look to take advantage of TARP funding the government will make available.

Oh, let's see, the same brokers, "risk" experts, and investment whizzes who got us into this mess to begin with. For example, Tarpetbaggers would include bond fund heads who offer to value illiquid products when they stand to profit from it.

by Ilona Ross January 13, 2009

Tarder Charter

A slang term for the special ed bus that is shorter than a normal school bus.

The tarder charter is driving to school.

by josh1121 May 23, 2010

tamperature

Da level of heat required to either mess wif something or gain unauthorized access. (Tylenol bottles don't count, of course, since a blow-torch would just melt da plastic into a shapeless goo long before you got to da pills inside.)

Da word "tamperature" can also refer to da "degree" dat someone gets blood-boilingly frustrated while attempting to gain entry to something dat he's not supposed to be screwing wif --- da harder said object is to access, da more "hot under da collar" said feverishly-incensed vandal is likely to become.

by QuacksO February 11, 2020

Torpern

A man known for his pure dominance and massive penis, everybody gets intimidated by the great Torpern.

LOOK, THAT GUY IS SUCH A TORPERN

by TorpernLover69 January 20, 2022

TaperSpider

TaperSpider is a term to describe a friend. Essentially, it means they are like a Golden Retriever. They genuinely know how to make people happy and are a joy to be around. Sometimes they shit on the carpet though so thats annoying.

Dude why the hell did you shit on the carpet?

I told you man! I'm a TaperSpider, you should expect this!

Use the fucking bathroom!

by MrBlueSky March 27, 2022

Crapper Tapper

A Crapper Tapper is another name for "Fudge Packer's".
It's when you Tap the Crap with your penis, while its inside the others ass. Usually used to make fun of 2 guy's who are close and always together.

God...Ryan and Steve are such Crapper Tapper's.

by Mighty M August 3, 2009