swizzle

When you friend sees that you have a giant screwdriver (oj and vodka) and asks for a swizzle of it, and then chuggs the whole entire thing. A sip that turns into a guzzle.

"could i a a little swizzle of that?"
"yeah.....what the FUCK!!??"

by Corinne January 28, 2005

swizeet

saying sumthing is; sweet, wowzerz, awesum, and amazing all at the same time

i made up this swizeet skate trik yesterday

word?

by attitudegurl721 January 31, 2005

Swizzler

One who is sweet swizzling. This person is so cool that they are not just called cool by others, they have a title; a Swizzler. Swizzlers are an elite few. They are the people who inspire others to want to be cool. They are so cool that they CAN imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. In fact, they have met this monkey and spat on him. Thats right, they spat.

"Did you hear about Benjamin. He put a cherry bomb in the principal's toilet, while the principal was still on it!" "Wow, he is a true Swizzler."

by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009

swizcon

Used to explain something really good or really bad. Or something in the middle.

I ate bad chili, now im crapping like a swizcon.
or
Mikes bitch is not really a swizcon.

by sillidill December 29, 2007

Swizzletimer

Noun: (swizzl' tymer) An older person who is suffering from Dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. Description of an Old-Timer that is losing his/her mind!

Similar to the twisted shape of a Swizzle stick or a Twizzler.

Grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old Swizzletimer!

Happy 50th, Dad! You old Swizzletimer! (Term of Endearment)

Their mind is all swizzletimered.

by winkle2u August 25, 2010

swizzled

The act of getting as intoxicated as physically possible off alcohol, weed, pills, or any combination of the 3. Most likely for a special occasion such as a friend in town, wedding, or just for the fuck of it.

Yo im getting swizzled at the game tonight, fuck if we lose.

by hotsauce910 March 30, 2011

Swizz ass

When you forget to wipe your ass after taking a massive shit and start to smell like ass after 10-20 minutes.

I walked past Albert and he smelt like Swizz ass.

by mollylupe January 12, 2015