swiftie

a clown

Taylor posted five fence holes she is releasing new music in five days. my swiftie work is up to date

by theswiftiebitch July 16, 2019

Swift'd

The happening when a girl listens to too much Taylor Swift that she is unable to trust any man. May also happen to boys

Dude 1: Man, we won't she date you?
Dude 2: She said we weren't meant to be, but I think she's been Swift'd
Dude 1: Sucks for you, man

Girl 1: Why did he dump you?
Girl 2: He didn't say why, but he's been listening to Speak Now a lot lately
Girl 1: *thinks to herself* He has definitely been Swift'd

by estoy enamorado January 18, 2011

Swiffer wet jet

The ultimate form of a duster.

Adam sucks so much at hockey he's such a swiffer wet jet.

by swifferwetjet1 February 20, 2011

Swifterize

To make a positive change in the appearance or character of an alcoholic or addict in recovery. Typically such a change is dramatic and pronounced.

Ramsey is an obnoxious, little, fucking piece of shit. He needs to be swifterized before it's too late.

by Swifterize August 15, 2014

Chloe Swift

Gorgeous, smart, unique, & lovable. Is really good with becoming friends with others. Is very fashionable. Is very lovable. Gets compliments daily. Has one online hater trying to put her down but she always keeps her head up high. Always has that special glow that makes her stand out & doesn't mind being different. She is that one girl who turns all the heads.

Rachel: You’re so pretty Chloe!
Chloe Swift: Look in the mirror, you’re so beautiful!

by AnonymousRichGirl July 6, 2020

Oliver Swift

The name of the most downright BODACIOUS phone-headed fella around! Sporting a bright red flannel and an Eircom Comfort for a noggin, you can find local cinema employee Oliver Swift in the most GROOVY dating sim around! Buy Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim on Steam for $7.99 today!

Person 1: Gosh, I sure wish I had a monster-lovin' freak of a guy (with just the right amount of transgender swag) for a boyfriend (Preferably one named Oliver Swift)!
Person 2: Do I have the game for you!

by mayormingus May 6, 2023

Swiftie

A fan of the young country/pop singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.

Look at her Taylor Swift-shirt! She must be a Swiftie!

by Petroliten June 19, 2011