Swede Machine

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.

I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.

by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024

Swede

Another term for receiving head.

"damn you know that girl Cyndi." "yeah" "i'd fucking love her to give me some swede"

by Swedemeister January 22, 2020

Swede

The first level of stoner (weed smoker). Showing potential and enthusiasm in their quick, short puffs.

Friend: Does Ken want gummies too?

Me: Nah he's a swede. Get me some tho.

by SompreTheSage July 22, 2022

The Swede

Similar to an Albino. Someone who comes from a long line of incest who is far weaker than the average person and gets absolutely run through.

Did you see The Swede get trucked in last nights game?

by dififhdp May 1, 2022

Swede

A person who has concerningly low IQ and only eats meatballs and mashed potatoes. These people will often do stupid things such as falling and scratching their butts.

"My grandma fell down the stairs and broke her hip yesterday." "Ha! Dumb Swede."

by anonymous May 2, 2022

Swede

A Swede is an object located in the Region of Sweden, falsely named "kingdom of Sweden" by internet trolls. A Swede refers to the human tribes located here, named Swede because they Suck Wieners Every-Day Eagerly

"The Swede is sucking my wiener"
"Yeah, they do that."

by iknowtheworld January 3, 2022

sus fat swede has been ejected

fat swede anomaly ejected

oh no! anomaly sus fat swede has been ejected

by ∉Pⱥiή∌ March 3, 2022