Swede

An asshole in general, not to be trusted, and sucks in general.

"No, you can't have my candy."
"Oh c'mon, don't be such a Swede!"

by iknowtheworld March 2, 2023

Swede Machine

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.

I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.

by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024

Swede

The first level of stoner (weed smoker). Showing potential and enthusiasm in their quick, short puffs.

Friend: Does Ken want gummies too?

Me: Nah he's a swede. Get me some tho.

by SompreTheSage July 22, 2022

Swede

A person who has concerningly low IQ and only eats meatballs and mashed potatoes. These people will often do stupid things such as falling and scratching their butts.

"My grandma fell down the stairs and broke her hip yesterday." "Ha! Dumb Swede."

by anonymous May 2, 2022

Sweded

When you have Swed

I have Sweded

by SlumberyBox41 August 14, 2019

Dirty Swede

The act of having a gay orgy in an IKEA, while putting surströmming in eachothers asses and eating it.

Hey, did you see all of those people doing the Dirty Swede inside the IKEA

by weednose. April 10, 2024

Flying Swede

The term “Swede” is used as a slang term for the escalation from verbal disagreement to physical violence by way of a powerful headbutt often to the face. The term “Flying Swede” is used to indicate when said headbutt is done by way of a headfirst running leap and contact is made with both feet of the ground, not dissimilar to a “dropkick” in style.

“I will “Swede” you!” or “Wow did you see the “Flying Swede” he just landed ?”

by Rylo90 April 11, 2024