Surface wholesome image

Someone with a darker side you cannot detect, because they're always trying to get everyone to show their brighter, positive side.

She denies having any darker, negative feelings because with her surface wholesome image, she wants the world to think she is lighting up the world around her, even if everyone continues to turn on each other, and things continue to get worse every time they change, even if all her friends and family and everyone around her but her is dysfunctional and fucked up. The results of her behavior are all negative, but everyone is expected/forced to call it something positive like hope for her. There are some of us that just want to openly darken the world around us a little more without the pretense of doing anything good for anybody else, or helping/saving anybody else.

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021

surface energy

sharing just what’s on the outside and not giving details that are personal

I never know what Jane Doe is doing with her life, she always just gives off surface energy.

by Professor Plum July 12, 2021

surface indie

Refers to the surface level of indie music, it is for people that have just left the loop of mainstream top 40 music because of tiktok. Surface indie music fans think high of themselves as they think their music is uNdErGrOuNd or deserves more attention. They mostly prefer listening to individual songs on their chill out/aesthetic/pov playlists over albums. When you ask them to name their favourite artists, they can throw out a bunch of names. But in reality, they only know a few songs from each of the artists.

Typical examples include:
Clairo, Wallows, The Neighbourhood, Arctic Monkeys, Mother Mother, Mitski, Cavetown, Gorillaz, chloe moriondo, Mac DeMarco, girl in red, Nirvana, Beach Bunny, Chase Alantic, Cage the Elephant, Conan Gray, IDKHBTFM, Cigarettes After Sex, Sasha Alex Sloan, Lovejoy, Joji, Cuco, Glass Animals, Wilbur Soot, The 1975, Jeremy Zucker

A conversation over a social media platform...
user 1: OMG bestie! your music taste is exactly the same as mine MARRY ME
user 2: mitski lmao depressed sis

user 3: beach bunny is so underrated, glad someone finally appreciate their music
(woke) user 4: This is surface indie, stop acting surprised that someone is listening to these artists.

by Your damn hand March 6, 2022

Surface Pressuring

The act of lifting the upper bed on a bunk bed (lifting the top bed like Luisa lifts their house) and trying to take the bed off and carry it. Then, you try and you failed to because you are not strong enough.

Wow, I can see Penny Surface Pressuring!
Penny: *Sweats*
Well, I guess she cannot anymore.

by tridentlve 🔱 March 6, 2022

surface skidding

The act of lying underneath a coffee table naked and masturbating whilst a girl squats and shits above you on to the glass.

I shot my load whilst surface skidding with big Melanie last night.

by Andrew Barnes April 1, 2022

Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.

"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."

by firepitt September 29, 2022

Surface level

soooo surface level

Teacher asks question
Amy: I don't know like
Teacher: That's such a surface level answer

by badbebee November 1, 2022