Carpet Surfing

car·pet surf·ing

verb

ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/

:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:

These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs

Person A: "Oh no! I dropped all this "candy" on the floor. What are we gonna do?"

Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"

by Shaving Ryan's Privates February 16, 2014

car surfing

A way to commit suicide by driving a car on a very busy highway/freeway/interstate at a very high speed, setting the car into cruise control and then climbing out of the car through the window and standing on top of the car as if the driver were surfing until the car hits something.

"Some dude in Arizona went car surfing on the freeway and killed himself."

by IceWarm March 24, 2006

Left Handed Surfing

v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn

My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.

by sneak hit master October 27, 2004

Cooch Surfing

When you go to a town or city you aren't from without a place to stay with the intention of finding a random girl you can sleep with and stay at her place.

Me and the boys are heading to Galt, we don't have a place to stay but hopefully we can find some chicks and do some cooch surfing.

by Captain Snatch-a-roo May 7, 2010

Surfing the chest

For this action you require 2 friends to come over. You then lie down on the floor, preferably on some plastic sheeting. Then one of your buddies takes a tremendous dump on your chest while blowing off your other Buddie.

Mate I did surfing the chest last night it was messy!!!...

by AZIMAN March 4, 2017

surfing the Hub

Surfing the Hub is what most men do every night. Maybe even twice a day. You unbuckle your belt, you pull your Batman undies down, grab some lotion and tissues, open up PornHub, and search tirelessly for a video that'll do the job.

"Why were you taking so long in there?"
"Oh, sorry I was just surfing the Hub."

by elfrijolito September 20, 2017

spy surfing

Waterboarding, the harsh interrogation technique used by the CIA and other agencies during the War on Terror.

I thought torture was illegal!
Well, if we make it sound enough like surfing, it isn't. Call it spy surfing.

by The Anarchist in the Library May 9, 2009