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sueder

n. (SWAY - DER) Cultural kissing cousin of the Burnout. An individual who embodies the mid 70s to late 8os culture of classic rock/metal fan. Accepts role as sub-citizen in order to deify their rock and metal heroes. Has the special ability to make a seat out of any surface anytime, anywhere.
1. All the sueders were totally fuckin devastated to hear that the Iron Maiden concert was cancelled.

2. Following the last minute cancellation of the Iron Maiden concert, hundreds of sueders sat stoically smoking their Marlboro Red cigarettes.
by Dr. Stoppage August 12, 2005
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Sumeja

Sumeja, the perfect Girlfriend you can have. she is there for you forever. she loves you more than you believe. and she quickly becomes jealous.
I love you Sumeja.
by 045045 August 1, 2018
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Smedley

The act of taking a shit, smoking a blunt, and playing halo simultaneously.
person 1: God Damn!
person 2: What?
person 1: I wish i had a bathroom adjacent to my television like Smedley
person 2: FML too
by JoshKatzIsAJew January 21, 2011
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Shmedium

An extremely tight, emo or hipster t-shirt. It is irrelevant what size, but mediums and smalls are more likely
Im so emo my shmediums are makin it hard to breath
by skerch wickit September 1, 2009
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sued

The act of doing something sexual with a sneaky sue while under the influence of any judgment imapairing substance. The ultimate shame a person can experience. However, being sued can be nullified with a mulligan.
Me: I can't believe you fucked that sneaky sue last night.
Friend: Yeah dude, I got sued hardcore.
by pdaddy081188 May 27, 2008
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someday girl

A girl or woman you aren't pursuing or involved with now but can see yourself ending up with someday.

This person may be a friend, an ex with whom you've always thought you may eventually get back together, or both or neither. You may or may not believe or acknowledge that you're currently interested in the someday girl, but when you imagine your future you can see yourself with her.
Andy:
"Did loverboy tell you he likes Jules?"

Grayson:
"What? No. I just said SOMEDAY I could end up with a girl LIKE her."

Laurie:
"Jules is your someday girl?"

-- Cougar Town
by viceprecedent May 17, 2010
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suede

A very intelligent, witty, and creative man. Extremely attractive to the opposite sex and displays incredible coolness in the face of adversity.
Look at that suede over there. All the ladies trying to get with him.
by Chuck217 May 2, 2006
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