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Glass Bottom Steam Boat

Neatly place a piece of saran wrap over your lovers chest. Take a shit on top of the saran wrap. Carefully pick up the saran wrap and have your lover lick the condensation off the bottom.
I wanna fucking give your mother a glass bottom steam boat.
by JETJOCK March 20, 2009
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Blow off some steam

To take part in a perceived fun activity or activities after an intense emotional taxing day or days at work , school, or home. Always associated with doing something different to get your mind away from your problems. Typical non-harmful activities include exercising, sex, playing games, camping, dancing, watching a movie, listening to music.

Some activities can be satisfying but ultimately detrimental to your health such as binging on alcohol, drugs, smoking, or food.

Other activities can be criminal. Spray Painting walls, vandalizing homes or places of businesses, rioting (usually after a favorite team loses), or physically taking their aggressions out on people (spousal abuse, worker abuse or detainee abuse have been cited as blowing off some steam).
Example 1:

Buddy 1: "Damn, your boss is making you work weekends and overtime over something he did wrong? WTF?

Buddy 2: "I know man, well lets go to the bar, grab some brews and blow off some steam"

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Example 2 (CBS News):

Rush Limbaugh trying to explain why detainees were tortured by U.S. personnel in Abu Ghraib, Iraq:

"This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation, and we're going to ruin people's lives over it, and we're going to hamper our military effort, and then we are going to really hammer them because they had a good time. You know, these people are being fired at every day. I'm talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release? You ever heard of need to blow some steam off?"

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Example 3:

Her: "I don't feel like having sex tonight, my hair is a mess and I have a headache....(10 seconds later) ..Where are you going?"

Him: "Gonna blow off some steam (Drives off)"
by The Fuzzy Popsicle July 8, 2009
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cleveland steam roller

when a guy takes a shit on a girls chest and then he rubs the shit around her chest with his ass
Man, I gave that girl a cleveland steam roller last night. You should see the shit all over her chest.
by italionstalion430 August 31, 2008
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Shit Steam

To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne
by G-Bozo November 7, 2005
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steam and dream

To smoke weed right before going to bed. Often results in pleasant dreams and an enjoyable rest, followed by an easy wake-up the next morning.

Sometimes coupled with a wake and bake.
Dude, I'm pretty tired. Wanna do a steam and dream, and work on this song tomorrow?
by SnarkyNinja May 27, 2009
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Boston Steam Roller

When a male shits on on a females chest while cumming in her mouth.
by kuc62 October 6, 2003
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self of steam

Term used by members of the population that never advanced past third grade trying to say "self esteem"
Getting your ass kicked can't be good for your self of steam.
by HBT September 12, 2003
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