Smootchie

A word that is only used by stupid, eco-hating, man-hating, meat-loving, real leather jacket wearing, hipster biotches.

Also smells like tuna.

Means beyond cute.

Morgan: Logan is so EFFIN SMOOTCHIE.
Felipe: Wait.. What?

by Morgsyporgs69 January 15, 2011

Scootch

Term used by really, really terrible plain clothes cops/ undercover narcs at shows and festivals, to fail at an arrest...

Undercover: "Hey bros, you got any scootch? You know, anything FUN?"
Bro: "Fuck Off"

by Johnny Danerously October 20, 2010

Stoothie

When you're filled with smoothie
Stomach + Smoothie = Stoothie

Dude I can't put my pants on
How come?
I have a stoothie

by Superflyassmofo November 21, 2010

snootches

cuddly and peaceful; laughs alot

The kids clamor for their Uncle because he's a snootches.

by W34 January 5, 2018

bumper snootch

a woman that eats crap loads of mexican food, including tacos

man look at that daaaaaaaamn bumper snootch

by irsishunicorns December 12, 2010

stoocho

1.stupid ho.
2.dumb broad.
3.one who enjoys the cack.

jeff: "stacey is a stoocho".

by ROBnVINSANITY October 7, 2004

scootch

To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.

I am totally scootch.

by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006