If a cop doesn't have a mustache, he's a rookie. There are no known exceptions to this rule. Cops are their own gang, and the cop stache is the "gang tattoo" they use. Independent style requires independent thought, and those with independent thought would never become a cop. The cop stache is an inevitability for any aspiring cop.
Police Chief: "You're no longer a rookie, Johnson. Grow a cop stache or get out of my jurisdiction."
by Pacati October 22, 2007
Get the cop stache mug.A poop stache is the remnant hairs or ingrown hairs that are still visible on a guy's upper lip even after they shave. No matter how many times they shave it still stays there. A poop stache is most noticeable on guys who grow hair mostly on their upper lip and nowhere else on their beard or sides of their faces; this makes it look even more like shit.
by brittany snow February 2, 2008
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be my soche!
by socheluvr June 13, 2021
Get the Soche mug.GUY 1: Like my moustache?
GUY 2: Sweet, you got a chester stache. Boy do you look like a Chester the Molester.
GUY 2: Sweet, you got a chester stache. Boy do you look like a Chester the Molester.
by JP3FN March 4, 2008
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Get the vaginal stache mug.A moustache with the middle section of hair missing causing a gap between the hair.
Could also be considered the reverse Hitler moustache.
Could also be considered the reverse Hitler moustache.
I saw the mugshot of the guy trying to smuggle heroin in lollipops, and that was the first time I ever saw a guy with a gap-stache.
by oldkid6 June 15, 2012
Get the gap-stache mug.A small swatch of pubic hair above an otherwise barren dick. Similar to the mustache of Adolf Hitler. Derived from the term Hitler stache.
"Dude I don't know about that new dickler stache. Chicks might think you're a nazi"
"nah, ladies love my dickler"
"nah, ladies love my dickler"
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