Sniffles

Moist anal breaths. They are very taxing physically, but create a truly marvelous aroma.

I had the sniffles so bad that grandma nearly passed out, ha ha!

by Captain Feceous July 20, 2003

stuffles

things that happen

iv got life stuffles going on stuff

by The Foolish One August 18, 2016

Skiffles

When skiing or snowboarding in cold weater for a prolonged period of time, one begins to get a runny nose. With no kleenex farms on the mountain, one must sniffle to keep the runny nose in line. The name comes from a play on the words Ski and Sniffles.

When Ashley was going up the ski lift, she begin to get a rather severe case of the skiffles.

by Aspen Burgers December 13, 2010

snifflesh

a cooler way to say sniffles.

I've got the snifflesh.

by Josie J. December 1, 2005

snifflesnort

Eric Turner.

....

Owned*

I was about to finish until I heard a snifflesnort. Shit got weird.

Alt. Example: When you're balls deep and about to get lost, someone walks in and a snifflesnort ensues. The cross between an "Oh, what the fuck that's my sister and holy shit you have a hairy ass."

by t-bone 12? September 22, 2013

Swiffles

Slang for syphilis

She's got the swiffles. He needs his swiffles treated. He caught the swiffles from her.

by m&m smc August 11, 2016

Stiffness

When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.

Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.

by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018