Stevenote

Any time Apple's CEO, Steve Jobs, gets up and makes a keynote address at an Apple event, hordes of Mac users go totally bonkers speculating about what new products will be announced. The keynote address is often referred to as the "Stevenote," though for some people, just saying the word "keynote" is enough to get them a little excited.

The most prominent "Stevenote" of the year takes place in the first half of January, at the MacWorld San Francisco expo. Other notable Stevenotes occur at MacWorld Paris (which involves staying up until 3 or 4 AM to hear what Steve has to say), the Worldwide Developer's Conference, and various special events throughout the year.

I was thinking of buying a new PowerBook, but I have to wait until after the Stevenote in case they announce new ones!

by AstroMan January 6, 2005

Sufjan Stevens

A musical God. Known for using many different instruments in creating his sound.

Zack: Who's your favorite musician?
Sam: Sufjan Stevens.
Zack: Why?
Sam: He's a musical God.

by Influenza September 15, 2008

Stevedave

An obscure character from the series of films directed by Kevin Smith. These films are Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Go get 'em, Stevedave!

by General Blumpkin February 24, 2004

Steven Fernandez

1)BEST PERSON EVERRR THE FUCK
2)he has a big dick
3)a sex god

4)all the girls are in love with him
5)a skater
6)baby scumbag bitches
7)chapter 3 and lil cloud pendejas and all the fake scummies crawling back into the fandom like the stinkyass cucarachas they are

8)the most wonderful person you'll ever meet if you're lucky to meet him
9)he can send you to the hospital if you ever have sex with him just warning you
10)a sexy ass man who has a large penis and a wonderful personality he's a fucking blessing

Girl1:Hey isn't thatSteven Fernandez over there?
Girl2)FUCK YEA BITCH GET THE FUCK. OUT OF MY WAY I AM GONNA GIVE HIM A GOOD blow(;
Girl1)I gave him one last time and I fucked a pillow and pretended it was him ..... but after that the pillow was wet I don't know why
Girl2)Welppppp

by You're an 370HSSV August 5, 2016

Steven

A Steven is one of a kind. If you ever go out with a Steven, you will always feel like you rule the world...like a princess. Never will they ever do anything to hurt you. Stevens always have huge muscles, cute bellybuttons, and a forehead...that only his girlfriend will admire(: This guy will treat you right with respect and kindness. He will never get out of your mind...no matter what. If your in a bad mood he will always find his way to cheer you up somehow. Whenever your around a Steven you will always get butterflies in your stomach, and not be able to stop smiling. Stevens are extremely funny, smart, sexy, trustworthy, honest, and loyal. If you ever have a chance to date a Steven take it. You will have the time of your life with this guy, hands down. He's always looking into having a good time with you. You will fall for his funny jokes and cuteness within a heart beat. He usually gets called stevie by his girlfriend<3 They tend to have an obsession over frogs(: which is very cute! be prepared you will fall for his dreamy brown eyes, cute sence of humor, and personality.

"kaits you look like your in love?"

"well I was just with Steven"

by Kaitttsss August 24, 2011

DeShawn Stevenson

When you hide in a closet while two people are having sex. Right as they're about to cum, you run up to the girl, skeet in her eyes, and wave your hand in front of your face. Combination of the John Cena and the sniper.

You can't see me because I just DeShawn Stevensoned you.

by ucsme March 10, 2009

steven fernandez

A small, sexy guy who can skateboard.
Also can be referred to as Scumbag.

Boy - "See that little kid over there skating?"
Girl - "Yepp he's good"
Boy - "He is a real Steven Fernandez "

by WashingtonianFollowThrough July 27, 2014