stroke station

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.

Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!

by Spacini December 16, 2012

Gas station friend

Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other

Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!

(Goes over to talk)

*Twenty minutes later*

Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason

by Lil fetus March 3, 2019

Barrington Station Campus

Barrington middle schools are shitshows and hellholes. At station, cliques are beating people up and are high as fuck while getting fingered by their “boyfriend” . You can expect slutty girls wearing the complete basic white girl starter pack and the boys just bring fuckboys in section three. Everyone is super fake and hates each other. They talk behind your back even if you’re right in front of them (they’re fucking idiots) good luck

Barrington Station campus is where fucking satan and his worshippers work

by mr.steal yo phone haupt July 3, 2019

Motorway service station

n. a beautiful potential utopia of blended cultural identity and class spolit by mass commercialism, wanky products and a mentality based solely on ripping people off due to complete lack of alternatives.

see all blue signs with knifes and forks on!

by anticon February 1, 2005

Walking Buff Station

A hoe that gives free blowjobs

Madalyn is a walking buff station

by TizzyTism October 27, 2017

Poole Bus Station

Gypsy camp full of teen moms, 13year old smoker roadmen, old people and home to the UK's shittest excuse of a public transport service, More buses.
Always stinks, general scabby place

Wanna go down to Poole Bus Station to shoot some heroin and smoke some weed with the teens?

by benpeasefukers January 30, 2018

Staten Italy

slang for the borough of Staten Island in NYC, making reference to the high population of Italian citizens living there.

"Vinny crashed his IROC on Rte 440 in Staten Italy on his way to Gina's"

by Pbo August 1, 2005