spangled balls

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating

i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away

by ocaute niceda hipchous* September 30, 2008

swangled

The occurence of two swollcat becoming in contact with one another and becoming excessively tangled, to the extent where they cannot disengage due to excessively large and stiff arms.

My workout partner and i tried to hug to celebrate a great workout and got swangled.

by Spartan6758 January 13, 2016

spangled drongo

Australian slang for an idiot/retard/mong/fucked cunt

Declan jumped off a building, what a spangled drongo.

by Fushcubi February 24, 2017

Stangle

A rare Montana plant that is prickly and has a metallic appearance. Often confused with a staple.

Owch! Quick, come pull this Stangle out of my leg!

by Hougot M Legh September 5, 2020

Spangled

To be fucked over by someone or something

“Damn bro, pat fully spangled me last night when he locked me out of the house”

by Doc96 June 25, 2021

Stingled

:: adjective

: having the faculties impaired by alcohol

having a level of alcohol in the blood that exceeds a maximum prescribed by law

1:legally drunk
2:dominated by an intense feeling
drunk with rage
3:relating to, caused by, or characterized by intoxication : STINGLED

Well the girls are out to bingo and the boys are gettin stingled
We think no more of Inco on a Sudbury Saturday Night
The glasses they will tinkle while our eyes begin to twinkle
And we think no more of Inco on a Sudbury Saturday Night

by The Glizzard Wizard November 18, 2022

Shangled

When you are extremely shocked by something or someone in a situation to a point your outh opens wide like SCP-096

"Bro John's Cock shape has me shangled"

by John Warhammer May 28, 2024