skanger-banger

Small, crappy car driven by a skanger. Often sporting garish paintjobs, oversized wheels, and loud exhaust systems. Ironically, most skanger-bangers are terrible, shitty cars to begin with (often gifted to the skanger by his mother or grandmother), and the modifications can end up being more valueable than the car itself.
Popular vehicles for skanger-banger-isation include Nissan Micras, Vauxhall Novas & Honda Civics.

"Fintan, call the Gardai, I saw a skanger-banger outside."

by Steve Sandwich June 24, 2007

Happy stranger

When you sit on your hand to restrict blood flow long enough to put your hand "to sleep". Then you masturbate with it. It gives the sensation of a second party giving you an hand job, since you have no feeling in your "sleeping" hand. Also known as just "the stranger".

Jack felt bored all afternoon, so he sat on his hands and gave himself a Happy Stranger.

by FakeMeat June 4, 2007

midnight stranger

When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.

I couldn't sleep last night so I induced a visit from the midnight stranger.

by Kp1336 November 23, 2016

Make it a Stinger

The phrase one says to a colleague/teammate before a good job “smack ass” upon himself. The meaning of the phrase suggests that they smack them hard to get adrenaline going to get them excited about the work in which they are performing.

Employee 1: You are doing a damn good job.walks by and gives smack on the ass to Employee 2
Employee 2: Come on, make it a stinger bub.

by TheLegendOfUtters June 9, 2018

skanger

The Skanger: these creatures numbers are growing at quite an alarming rate due to their frenetic breeding, they are most likely recognised by shabby reebok and or addidas gear or if their really moving up in the criminal world,nike. They can also be recognised by their unusual birdlike walk which usually involves them moving their head back and forth much akin to a pigeon on speed.
Can be heard to say if in their immediate "pack" or "herd" of freinds "waaaaats tha storeeeeeeeee" or if a passer by- "Give us your mobile or I'll fuckin knife ya ya fuckin mupa!"
mating call:"Here Get out yar dick will yas!!!"

"Oh Darling look at that awful character he is defecating on that BMW ! "

by Robert July 23, 2003

Stranger Hand

The hand with which one does not normally masturbate.

"It's been so long since I've had sex that I had to use Stranger Hand last night for some variety" Or "I sprained my wrist, so I had to use Stranger Hand last night."

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

western stranger

The act of jerking yourself off with your left hand (or your right hand while its asleep) while using the western grip. (A left handed person would use their right hand).

Toms got a hot date with a western stranger tonight!

by RBurton June 23, 2008