Stale Legs

A physically slow person.

Man, Chris is can't keep up. He's stale legs.

by Seth Sekhem February 27, 2011

Stable genius 2.0

Doctor Dumbfucks first born son.
The adderol chopped scion of trumpland.

Is Don Jr really the smart brother?

Yeah, he's stable genius 2.0

by 2sundancer2 February 14, 2021

Stanky stanley

When a man or woman rubs his or her extremely stinky crotch on your shoulder / neck and you can't get rid of the smell no matter what you try.

I woke up last night to that Ally rat bitch Miller trying to give me a Stanky Stanley. Never pass out around Miller.

by CryptiCreature April 19, 2017

stanley steamboat

When you take a dump while floating on water, (river, lake, pond, pool) and you throw the turd to the person across from you in another raft and it sticks

Jeff- "John wtf are your doing"
John- "Taking a shit"
Jeff-"ha ha, better not stanley steamboat me"
John- John shits, picks it up throws it at Jeff's raft and it sticks, "You just got stanley steamboated"

Jeff-"i hate when i get stanley steamboated"

by Catlin Ball April 14, 2010

stale meme

A dank meme that is very old and overused

The meme you just said is a stale meme

by niggerfaggot4lyfe February 21, 2017

Stale Wonderbread

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.

"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018

Stanley

Stanley the most calmest cuttest sweetest nicest funniest guy you'll ever meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of best friends and people.He's talented with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possble. He's one of those ppl you just want to be bestfriends with him and soemtimes he doesnt know wat he's doing. Take me word he's the best hugger out there and loves to cuddle. He always goes out with friends but always makes sure he has time for someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funiest ways. His hair is so amazing like you just want iht ppl love touchin it and cant stop loving it take my word for it. If you meet him your one of the luckiest persons out there even though you think he's shy and quiet and wont talk or sumdum shyt he did to you. you wont regret having him if you come across one of him make sure you never lets go he's amazing just make sure its the rite Stanley

Wat the efff r u doin stanley. Stanley: nutin calm down be chill jeez

by littlesomthingfromallofUS<3 June 29, 2010