old squeaker

A highly-potent, silent-but-deadly fart that is allowed to escape in the workplace.

We thought Laurie's face was bright red because she had been fake-tanning again. However, upon stepping out into the front of the office it was apparent that Jason delivered another old squeaker.

by Mike Payne May 2, 2008

bitch squealing

General complaining, whining, bitching, crying, pissing and moaning and moping done in any order or all together.

Casey Ferrell is very proficient in the art of bitch squealing.

by psr142 December 11, 2010

African squeak shoe

Another name for basketball for obvious reasons.

Are you going to watch African squeak shoe tonight? Miami Heat is playing . . . I don't know, some other team. I don't fucking watch basketball.

by Dr. Swango July 12, 2013

freak for the squeak

A phrase used to describe canine behavior, especially in toy breeds during an encounter with a squeaky dog toy. Symptoms includes severe anxiety, shaking, hopping, and running in circles. Although this behavior is seen in dogs not affected by the disorder, symptoms in dogs who are affected are much more severe in nature. Later stages of this disorder manifests itself in total obsession and compulsion with the source of the squeak noise. These dogs may be of danger to themselves or others, especially those who attempt to intervene.

My miniature pincher is a "freak for the squeak."

by DiiMystic May 19, 2009

Squeal like a pig

To take it up the ol' poop chute, literally or figuratively. From the movie "Deliverance" starring Ned Beatty who gets forcibly sodomized by a backwoods redneck pig farmer.

Redneck: "Squeal like a pig, boy!"
Ned Beatty (not knowing what's about to happen): squeal. squeal. squeal.........
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!"

by PeeBee February 10, 2004

squealer

during sexual intercourse, a female human who makes high pitched "squeals," moans, or screams

dude 1: i fucked this girl last night
dude 2: oh, yeah?!
dude 1: speaking of "oh yeah" she was such a loud squealer.

by alightshadeofbrown July 18, 2009

squeaky hammer

getting oral from a chick and then using her saliva as lube to have anal sex with her

I got bored from getting a blowjob from Tiff so i pulled out and gave her a squeaky hammer

by JBOMB February 25, 2006