Squeaf

When a woman queefs so hard that she squirts vaginal fluids all over the place

She squeafed torrentially on the pizza, we didn't order ranch dressing...

by we are borg. March 6, 2010

Squeef

Squeef - Sum of squeak + queef; transitively synonymous of "queak." A squeaky higher pitched effervescent queef of a frothy mixure of lube and vastly oppressed air pressure escaping from vagina or anus with a Doppler affect growing louder reaching its peak then winding down to a still as fluid and fizz subdue.

Squeef used as a verb - Cytheria is so virgin-tight, she will squeef after pumping her full of air with all the imperative lube to penetrate her.

Squeef used as a noun - Conservative Republican politicians squeef as they filibuster factual information.

by Stoopidbiznotches January 6, 2016

squeef

for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

by boogie666 August 29, 2018

Squiff

adj. Skew, when referring to one's sexual preference.

The idiot was squiff as a carebear.

by The corrector of bad Grammar December 30, 2004

squaff

To go drinking with friends. Derived from the word "quaff" which means to "to drink heartily", squaff means "Let's Quaff".

I need a beer... squaff!

by Squeat November 16, 2006

Squiff

To be scruffy or cute

Hey, that hot girl over there's looking pretty damn Squiff!

by Arcade82 March 17, 2015

squeef

a queef that is accompanied by a skeet

uhh, cindy, did you just squeef?

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007