Spud

1. A potato

2. A boy who has not hit puberty.

3. A follower of the new wave band Devo. Used almost exclusively among fans

1. Dad: Let's have some spuds for dinner!

2. I have no pubes, I guess that makes me a spud

3 Are you spuds going to the Devo show?

by A spud who cares April 2, 2011

spud

upon greeting a friend, a fist is stuck out and thses fists touch resembling a mutual appreciation of eachother. the fist is said to resembe a spud.

safe man, spud dat,(puts out fist)

by benajni October 27, 2007

spudchops

See johneddowes,

A man with what seems to be a potato for a head. An actual potato. Can you imagine that?

What kind of fat geeky virgin could ever have such a thing?

"Fuck off spudchops, you fat virgin cunt."

by johneddowesmum October 4, 2004

Spud Pud

Another phrase for Crotch Potato meaning a deformed cock, one that is lumpy, short and unuseable for sexual activity.
Also a general insult for those who annoy you.

Orlando Bloom has such an evil Spud Pud, I bet the girls flee his trailer in a stampede when they find that little suprise out..

Dude! You dropped your grape juice on my bed, you fucking Spud Pud!

by Mojo King Bee September 6, 2005

Spuddy

A sexy potato

Now thats a good looking spuddy

by Jackfrost666illuminate June 30, 2016

Float a spud

The act of defecation; or taking a shit

Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!

Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!

by CABoots January 24, 2017

Spud

Affectionate term for a baby or small child. The history of this phrase is lost in the mists of time but possibly stems from the slang term for potato. Two children may be referred to as Spud and Spud junior.

"Back in a minute, I am just going to check on Spud and Spud junior"

by Rob. Holton June 7, 2013