Scroteus

Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}

This is the dawning of the Age of Scroteus, AGE OF SCROTEUUUUUSSS! Scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!

by Jesus D. August 14, 2008

Scrotamotobota

Scrot'a-mo'ta-bo'ta

n.
A person who motorboats another person's scrotum.

Synonym: Ballblaster

"Damnit Lowell, Eric is in my case study group and he isn't do any of the work!

"That scrotamotobotin son of a bitch!"

-or-

Roger's girlfriend loves to be facemounted, so she can scrotamotoboat him.

Scrotamotobota

by Lowson September 30, 2010

scroter

(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.

WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011

Surfer Scrote

Balls which are roughed up due to board shorts which chafe your nuts when sitting on your board.

Dude, I got surfer scrote from these cheap ass board shorts.

by soulsurfer78 October 26, 2009

scrot bag

an insult used to describe someone who is wrinkly like an 80 year old scrotum. also, used by several teachers to describe year seven pupils.

"sir! theres some Y7's running around"
"sod it, i cant be arsed with the little scrot bags"

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

Scrotesque

1. A grotesque scrotum
2. Something that looks like a grotesque scrotum eg an old persons neck skin
3. Something that is horrible looking to the extreme

2.My god your grandad has a scrotesque neck!
3. Man, your girlfriend is scrotesque!

by Dan, James, Pat February 18, 2004

Scrotal warrior

Someone who is trying to be a dick, but is so incompetent that they are mere nut sacks.

He tried the old standby of calling me gay, but when I called him a scrotal warrior, he shut the fuck up.

by Rosa Vernal December 9, 2008