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Scranton in no way compares to NEW YORK, people who think they are hard that live in scranton, need to take a trip to ny and see how it goes...Long Island is def apart of ny, its that upstate shit that doesnt count. The only thing to do in scranton is get drunk. what kind of place has clubs that close at 2 am, come to ny the night doesnt even start till then.
" I am from scranton and my entire closet is filled with clothes from Walmart "
by JojO D October 2, 2005
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university of scranton

Where dumb Catholic kids from Long Island and Jersey go if they can't get into Villanova.
I didn't get into Nova, but heard that the University of Scranton has an excellent premed program.
by poonmoney April 11, 2009
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You might end up spranking a nice brummie girl with a leek!
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scranton

richie, you probably lived in a welfare townhouse, nothing to be proud about, you probably had to come from NY to scranton to run away from the police for your drug pushing, bc you sound like you dont have much of an education, im from NY and you give us a bad name you welfare public housing living living off the gov't white trash scumbag...ur pathetic
boys from scranton are pretty boys, girls from scranton are beer sluts
by lala January 5, 2005
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guess what dumb motha fucker i heard it was the safest city from your news wnep and you think long island isnt new york you cocksucker at least long island has housing projects in hempstead freeport roosevelt and other areas where the fuck are scrantons and why is scranton almost 100 percent white long island has 150,000 black and 150,000 spanish ppl thats more than the whole fucking city times like 4
so ha you say scrantons bad
scranton is all wiggers
by richie April 21, 2005
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i am from valleystream long island i lived in an townhouse with an alleyway the whole bit it was pretty urban then i moved to scranton the most backward stupid hick fukin place in the mothafukin world they are all wiggers or punks hicks the little fukin hicks think they are so fucking hard it histericle thank god i moved back to new york
people in scranton are hicks and the steamtown mall sucks n scranton is the 2nd safest city in america asshole
by richie January 1, 2005
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Scranton

The dirtiest, most Faggiest,place i've ever had the DIS-pleasure to "visit"! I heard they were going to rename it
"Inceston", Scince 99.9% of the population is the result of inbreeding. Funny thing about Scranton... no dentists! At least I think there isn't, scince none of the "Scrantonions" have anymore than three (3) teeth in their blowholes! At least to live on "Strong Island" you need to have a good amount of CA$H, infact my toilet bowlcost more $ than any so called house in that shithole!
The town "motto" for Scranton is...
" Come to Scranton,the city where incest is best"!
by mavros April 29, 2006
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