spikeymouse

a person with a very small head indeed, almost microscopic in fact, totally disproportionate to body size.

A pinhead if you will

"Jesus, look at the size of that cunts head, its tiny, hes got a proper fucking spikeymouse"

by All of TTH November 8, 2008

Spikeball bros

A group of athletic guys ( usually lacrosse players ) that lack basic social skills and refuse to participate in social events electing to stay at home with their bros and circle jerk it around a spikeball net. On rare occasions the bros will meet with a priest who pummels their asses until he releases his Holy Spirit all over their khakis

Bro: hey dude are you going to the football game tonight?
Spikeball bros: nah I have to go to mass with my mom and then hang out with two guys and watch some Netflix

by Club122 November 2, 2016

I spiked the punch!

An expression that is used when someone is at a party and they add an alcoholic beverage to the punch bowl so everyone at the party gets tipsy or drunk.

"Damn! Who spiked the punch? Im feeling kind of tipsy."

by ispikedthepunch August 25, 2004

Spock has a beard

Days when nothing seems to go right, as if you have had a transporter accident and beamed into a parallel universe where everything is harsher, more vile, and more difficult. Just as you begin to wonder why you seem to be so out of sync with things, you notice that Spock has a beard.

You are headed to work by the route you take every day, but the buses are running off schedule, so suddenly you are running late. Then you find that your usual coffee spot got burned down in the riots the night before. You get to the train to find that your usual train has broken down, so there are almost double the passengers on the next one, and you have to stand all the way. Finally, you get to work to find your boss is pissed that you missed the morning meeting that you didn't get the notice for yesterday anyway. And so it goes all day. Finally, you get home, crack a beer, switch on the tube, and only old re-runs of Star Trek are playing, but you notice that Spock has a beard.

by morbidius June 17, 2011

The Gronkowski Spike

When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration

Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole

by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012

Spocklet

The name of a piece of javascript code that can be used in a Browser Bookmark to perform some function to enhance game play in the game Mafia Wars. Used primarily to prevent repetitive clicking actions.

The War Machine Registration Spocklet is Awesome, it was fast and easy to register for the Mock War.

Man the RepeatJob Spocklet has saved me from getting carpal tunnel syndrome.

by Pistol Pete of Spockholm April 17, 2011

Spocking Fives

To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.

That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.

by SeriHaldon March 5, 2015