spooner

an evil girl/woman who loves to prey on men; similar to an incubus. they love drama and the color green. Spooners are usually found at coffee shops in skimpy shorts, where you can see fat globbing out, and belly shirts. beware the spooner.

dude 1: "OMG!! Do you see that spooner?"

dude 2: " Yeah, she comes by here all the time. Just shield your eyes."

by Steezy Joe June 12, 2008

spoonered

When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly

Kirsty was pretty spoonered when she decided to spit in the jelly

by george March 31, 2003

Silver Spooner

A person who wants nothing but food from another individual. Not money, clothes, or even love. Just plain, old, simple, food.

HEY BUY ME SOME FOOD!
You're such a silver spooner....

She a gold digger? Nah man she a silver spooner

by Milleumas May 13, 2011

Spooner

A sophisticated form of 'tool'. When combining 'stoner' and 'tool', spooner is made.

He's such a spooner.

by Vanessia September 28, 2009

spooners

spooning is 1 of the better things in life it is so mad i love spooning spooners it rox the box ahh yeah and sex it is cool also but not wen u get them pregz that sux thats wen u wanna run from there dads

i love to spoon spooners

by zach February 20, 2005

spooner

Used to refer to a person with a huge forehead that usually recedes to the middle of the scalp. Usually accompanied by the callee slapping his/her forehead.

Oi spooner..your forehead is so shiny it looks like..em..you've got a spoon on it!

by Baggus November 6, 2006

Spooner

A guy, who, sit's at lunch, and carves face and other things into his fruit.

Guy 1 - "That guy Steve...He's such a Spooner."

Guy 2 - "We should start calling him 'Spooner Steve '"

Guy 1 and 2 - "Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha"

by Nick Nick June 11, 2006