My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.
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on her wedding night victoria threw aside the covers and said, "look david, this bearded oyster has never been seen or touched by a man." "that's nothing" replied david, opening his dressing gown to expose his cock splint, "look, this is still boxed!."
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