slenderman

A scary ass nigga wit no face and wears a suit

Slenderman is a scary ass nigga wit no face and a suit

Person 1: have you ever seen slender man?

Person 2: yeah in the game but he don't really exist and if he did I would(swank) him

by fakepolounlimited September 10, 2013

Slender Penis

When you're really scared of the slender man and you try and sooth your fear, you use this word, and you will feel more sane.

guy 1: "dude! It's the slender man!"
guy 2:" Holy shit! It's the slender penis!"

by jason mcmormick September 4, 2010

Slendered

When you pop up from anywhere, any time and scare the hell out of people until their brain goes fuzzy. :P

Dude, I Slendered this guy so bad yesterday!

by ...-_- November 17, 2012

slender daddy

when you have the hots for slenderman

come here slender daddy

I want slenderman to fill me up

by nigerianprince August 4, 2019

Splendora

Really cool band. I've only heard three of their songs, but they are frickin' cool.

They sing the Daria theme song and the theme for Is it Fall Yet? and Is it College Yet?

Splendora is a really cool band, but not as cool as No Doubt

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 27, 2003

Slender

A First Person Shit your Pants (FPSP) game where you walk around in the woods at tortoise speed with the shittiest flashlight in the world, all while being stalked by the Slender man. The goal is to find 8 pages scattered "randomly" throughout the woods. Seriously, it's scary as shit, but it is an awesome game. In just a few minutes it creates a horrifying atmosphere and it's FREE!

*Guys play Slender*
Guy 1: "Aww shit man, I really don't wanna go in that bathroom. I think he's right behind me!"
Guy 2: "Why the fuck is there a public restroom in the middle of the woods?"

by Purple Turkoglu Also April 19, 2013

Slenderman

A tall figure seen in woods has some sort of tentacles from his back. Wears a coat but no human. Also it don't have face.
It abduct kids. There are some footage of it in the Internet. But it's not clear that what the figure is.

Slenderman Known for Abducting kids.

by proxy301 July 29, 2018