splamp

its a very pathetic slap that girls give eachother or boys when they are messing around. its very kinky and shouldnt hurt at all and if it does then its a slap not a splamp :D

'oi bitch, come here, give me a splamp'
'hey hey! look at those two girls splamping eachother!'

by megan & gemma April 13, 2008

Solarpants

Solarpants is a characteristic term for a pineapple infested with monkey ninjas, that secretly assisted in the assassination of Franz Ferdinand in Siberia on orders of Hitler, forcing Austria-Hungary to declare war, thus initiating World War II. The monkey's throw their feces at the victims until the victim chokes to death on digested bananas and re-digested bananas, if you catch my drift.

Baxter: So what did you guys learn about today in AP World History?

Frederick-Johnson: The Solarpants conspiracy and how it initiated World War II, and also how it is a fact and totally not something a Sophomore made up while he was tripping on acid.

by Albus Percival Wulf Dumbledore March 17, 2009

splart

A squirty, squishy, or sticky fart.

I think I splarted

by bubblekittykat March 22, 2019

Splarf

A Brain fart.

"So there I was at the grocery store.........".... "I totally just splarfed what I was saying."

by Magic Motion April 12, 2009

Splap

The noise of a turd emitted by the anal cavity of any fat person hitting the toilet water, creating splashback.

I can hear Laura splapping from here!

Laura does enjoy a good splap.

SPLAP ON YOUR FACE.

I have splapped everywhere.

Laura splaps three times a day.

Laura smells a bit splappy.

by Splap-master Splap February 1, 2009

Splart

The term used for the squeeky noise that results when you purse your lips over the end of a spliff and attempt to toke on it prematurely. translation of splart is a spliff-lip-fart.

"did someone just fart?"
"na i just splarted brutha"

by bevbah April 20, 2009

Splap

The act of ejaculating into a hand and then slapping someone across the face with it.

I splapped the bitch across the face.

by THe NoMaD May 2, 2015