Shockeroo

A sarcastic reply used when someone states the obvious during a conversation.

Person 1: Is Bob still coming to play football tonight?

Person 2 : no he's let us down for his girlfriend...
Person 1: shockeroo!!!

by Kes Ashley June 11, 2016

shockfended

Definition: The state of being both shocked and offended.

I was shockfended to learn that my most recent brilliant ideas were shot down and marked "Needs Improvement."

by Just another prettty face June 6, 2018

hair shock

The period of time, usually about a week, it takes to get used to a new hair style or colour.

Kristy refrained from going to the bar with her friends because she was in hair shock.

by Molly Malone37 February 11, 2010

McGlock Shock

The act of pleasuring a women with two hands and tongue, ring fingers interlocked as the two pinkys stimulate the anus while the other four fingers focus on the vagina. The two thumbs are thus left to spread the hood of the clitoris where the tongue comes in to play.

I can't believe she let you McGlock Shock her.

by McGlocklin March 6, 2010

Canine Shocker

While standing at the edge of the bed, giving it to your wife, the family pooch pulls a sneak attack from behind and joins the party by giving you a doggy rim job. Surprisingly, you like it.

Last night I was fucking like Ron Jeremy, when FIDO entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the CANINE SHOCKER.

by Mikeytee September 8, 2011

St Louis Shocker

When a man takes his dick out of a girl during sex then "accidentally" slips it into the skanks bootyhole. Named so because it has become a common technique in the St. Louis metro area.

Frank: Dude I totally pulled off a St Louis shocker on that skank brittney last night!

by theREALharryjones August 3, 2010

Shocking

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole

Woah that was shocking

by Dubiks February 8, 2019