spheres

Testicles. A slightly more sophisticated synonym than balls.

Ouch!!! My spheres!!!

by witchdoc64 April 20, 2011

Clapping sphincter

The ripping or tearing sound that is caused by a quick release of gas from the anus, otherwise known as a fart.

I thought Jason tore his pants today at work but I later realized it was his clapping sphincter as the pungent odor tickled my nose hairs.

by Wes L November 12, 2005

sphilter

A shit-fart separator.

My cossey became red and inflamed when my sphilter failed to keep the shit in my ass.

by Kathy K Walker & Sarah Shogren October 14, 2008

Arabian Sphinkter Tickle

Where you lick your partner's asshole, and sream, "Alalalalalalalalalalaa"

Yo, Mike! why you lookin so down today?

The bitch gave me an Arabian Sphinkter Tickle... it was disgusting, so I dumped the bitch while she was givin me the usual Cleveland Steamer.

by vivamyaggro December 6, 2009

Sphincter fucked

1) literally the act of deep penetration through any orfice, that is deep enough to contact a sphincter of any kind.

2)A meaning of severe mis-fourtune or bad luck, extremely worse than just being screwed, or fucked, or fucked dry.

A)Holly shit man, did you see that girl get sphincter fucked, i can't believe she took all 14 inches of that!

B)Damn IRS, they really sphincter fucked me this year!

by IrishEyez October 13, 2005

sphincter

noun: one's pooper

gentlemen, rest your sphincters!

by the storm drains April 18, 2009

sphincterite

A highly concentrated brown rock found between ones ass cheaks. The rock is caused by poo particles buildingup overtime to form a rock like substance.

ow! someone hit mein the face with a sphincterite!

by poo 2 stink ratio July 28, 2003