Testicle Spectacles

The placement of one's testicles on the eye sockets of a partner

She had a problem seeing in the dark so I suggested she look through some testicle spectacles.

by Bob Engag December 7, 2009

spectacular-awsomeness

a combination of spectacular and awsomeness but twice as great.

my summer was spectacular-awsomeness, i had a three some with two hot girls!

by steve haskell, October 20, 2008

spectacle

A scene in which collective liability is being allocated.

The left wing is in love with spectacle.

The Old Testament has many examples of spectacle.

by sandraxine December 4, 2019

Snapchat Spectacles

Completely useless

Person A-“Hi I want to waste a lot of money!”
Person B-“ Dude you should totally buy those Snapchat spectacles”
Person A- “ Um why”
Person B-“ Bc Snapchat made them and they cost money”
Person A-“Wow your so smart”

by Not me;) May 12, 2018

Papa John's Spectacular

One performs the Papa John's spectacular by first ordering a large italian sausage pizza. Then you get someone to give you a blowjob while you take a shit and eat said pizza at the same time. The greatest feeling a man could ever feel.

Hey babe, do you mind helping do the Papa John's Spectacular, I have had such a rough day

by The papa john's shitter May 13, 2009

gluteus-spectacularaus

a Rubenesque depiction of the human buttocks suitable for posting on an online blog without fear of ramification by the blog's police.

Oh and when it comes to Ms Joy Behar, tell her to pucker up and kiss my gluteus-spectacularaus.

by RevPettibone March 12, 2010

premature spectaculator

A spectator of an event who, after approximately the halfway point of the event, constantly asks other spectators if the event is ending, or ending soon. Particularly common at fireworks displays.

(At a fireworks display) Ooh, that one was cool!
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.

by The Sauce King July 31, 2013