Spanch

The excess jizz that leaks out of the chili-chute after intense shitter sex.

After ass-ramming my boyfriend, he let me eat the hot, gooey spanch that came streaming out of his loose asshole.

by The Beater March 30, 2004

Spunch

1. (n) a mooching free-loader that takes everyones shit and doesnt offer payment of any sort

2. (n) jizz, semen, man gravy, spooge, penis pudding

1. Dude, Tom is such a fucking spunch, his free-loading ass used all of my shit this weekend and didn't pay me back.

2. Ryan will never know that when he went home for the weekend, spunch was intricately BLASTED all over his pillow; we hope he enjoys our penis pudding...no homo.

by Scott Labaucher April 11, 2010

Stauncher

A person who sucks on the toes of others.

Look at that stauncher Tyler sucking on Heidi's toes.

by Todd Bushey March 22, 2009

Staunch

1. Large and Seaworthy (definition not used)

2. Just all out awsome, the best thing ever.

Usally used to describe food, games, movies or musicbut can also be used in thousands of other ways.

Devin: "That chicken parmi was so staunch"

Gazza: "Yer it was almost as staunch as Leborns 54 points

last night"

by Kevin....... November 7, 2009

Staunch

noun. To steal, rack, pilfer, acquire illegally, borrow without asking and without intention to return.

"Did you see that fucker? He just staunched my phone!"
"Damn, your mates girlfriend is HOT!. Keep her away from me or she is so getting staunched..."

by rckthx August 10, 2006

Staunchy

A way of dress that is more preppy not gauche, the opposite of crunchy

Haley dresses staunchy where as Halle dresses crunchy

by Emile sucks 22 January 17, 2018

spunch

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.

Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"

by Char H January 9, 2006