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Sparkle Pony

Modern-day bimbos who dress cute and wear glitter to attract attention. Within Burning Man culture, they play "vulnerable" and "submissive" and spread "love and light" to gain "gifts" and popularity points. They use their "sparkle" to avoid hard-labor. Causing problems is detrimental to their survival, so they avoid social tensions and trot away at the first signs of trouble. They get what they need from those around them so they don't like to rock the boat. They are not socially or politically oriented. They are followers not leaders.
How can you not love Lolly?? She's the perfect Sparkle Pony. She smiles and shines. She loves to hoop and spread love to everyone!
by ~Xiola~ October 26, 2011
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parklife

I'm not entirely sure what the definition for this word is, but it's a great song by Blur
Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as parklife.
by Josh "Magic Hands" Franx July 4, 2004
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Sparkle and Pepper

An attractive mixture of dark and grey hair on a gay man, similar to salt and pepper hair on an average straight man, but having the ability to animate sunlight and hypnotize your heart.
Matthew is such a hottie and he can rock his sparkle and pepper to fan my desire!
by eck0731 March 22, 2009
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Sparkling Gay

The 'Twilight' variation of the phrase "flaming gay".
Edward is sparkling gay.
Twilight is so 'sparkling gay' it makes clay aiken look straight.
by Dr. Habanero May 28, 2010
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Alabama Sparkle Sandwich

An Alabama Sparkle Sandwich is a sensuous act that involves one person fucking another person's ass to oblivion, then pouring Pop Rocks into the gaping rectum. After that, they eat out the asshole and try to get as many of the Pop Rocks' tingly mouth orgasms as they can.
Brett: Hey man, let's go over to Laura's house.
Ryan: Man that bitch always be trippin'
Brett: Yeah but I hear the girls are serving up some Alabama Sparkle Sandwiches over there...
Ryan: OHHH NIGGA HELLLLSS YEAH!!
by Nyquil Grober November 19, 2011
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Sparkle Peen

A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis.
They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and get to hang out in paradise with no one around to witness the SPARKLE PEEN.
by Colorsonthewall June 18, 2009
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Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch

Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.

Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.

In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend

Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch

Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it

George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
by Insanities_Savior April 10, 2010
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