Portuguese Snowblower

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.

Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

by Killmeplz July 3, 2022

Texas snow plow

the act of cumming to ones large hat then putting the hat on a partner's face the hitting the back of the hat,(to squash it) to cover the persons face in the contents.

she wasn't very good in bed so i gave her a Texas snow plow instead.

by pantsman40 March 13, 2011

Portuguese Snowblower

When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.

Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.

by Hollywood524 July 24, 2023

michigan snow plow

when you are nailing a chick from behind, and u knock her arms out from under her, and she face plants into the bed

michigan snow plow is the new doggie style

by abe owner September 30, 2008

South Dakota Snowblower

When one man snorts a line of cocaine or other narcotic off of the erect penis of another man, and both claim neither are gay.

A couple guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said they’re not gay.

by Stitch_79 September 22, 2021

Portuguese Snowblower

A presumably sexual act done in the back of a Land Rover.

“On Monday we dot chest, because if you want a thick chick giving you a Portuguese Snowblower in the back of her Land Rover, your pecks better be swole.”

by Blakerblock January 20, 2023

Filthy Snowblower

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, and then snorting it back out.

"I did the filthy snowblower with a stripper the other day. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away."

by J-Unit138 October 21, 2012