snarfle

to snort and breathe heavily into someones neck, resulting in the receiver getting tingles.

i only want a boyfriend so i can snarfle him

puppies are so cute they always snarfle me

im feeling low, please snarfle me!

by snarflet January 23, 2009

snarfuckled

describing an incident of two dogs getting stuck together mid-coitus, such that your dad has to spray them down with the garden hose.

two dogs got snarfuckled on our lawn right before the easter egg hunt. my mom made my dad get out the hose, and blast them apart.

by smoochie mclipenstein August 20, 2007

Sherfness

One who drives around the perimeter of sorority houses/ dorms filled with freshman, or in the lack there of, high schools, attempting to seduce a girl into their bed, and then stalk them with an epic creepiness. AKA the anti-bro

i.e "Dude, she's in freakin high school. Total sherfness"

by e=mc hammerd January 17, 2010

Bone Bone For Snarf Snarf

Snarf is a character from the popular 80's cartoon Thundercats and bone "bone for snarf snarf" is when you give snarf a erection in any form. It can be used to destroy any awkward silence.

"I have something to tell you"
"what?"
"I'm pregnant"
*Awkward silence*
"Bone Bone For Snarf Snarf!?"
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

by MackAttack1 December 11, 2009

brown snarf

When your spraying hot diarrhea in someones mouth and they laugh, causing it to come out of their nose.

Dude, whats up with your mom? She keeps begging me to give her a brown snarf.

by TZ January 20, 2006

sherfuck holmes

a girl who is a slut, whore, or easy to have sexual relations with. Thus, she is a "sure-fuck".

-You had sex with Amanda?
-Yea
-That's nothing to brag about, she is a "sherfuck holmes".

by Alex216 March 24, 2008

serfdom

Many peasants under the system of feudalism. Great for preventing people to learn how to read.

"Why is this guy a farmer?"
"He still believes in serfdom"

by Jake_the_quake April 2, 2017