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Snarg

Snarg is one of the widest known celebrities among the gaming forums today. Everytime he posts, people are awestruck by just seeing him post and have to make threads, "SNARGG!!", "SNARG IS THE MAN", or something similar just wanting him to post in their threads as it makes you more of a man if he does. Where did Snarg start you ask? He started out at blizzhackers. He was and still is today the greatest Admin ever, still at EoN. One day he was sent off to the War, and still finds time and pays money to keep his forum manageable. He comes on once in a while, does his duty, and gets back to duty. Pun intended. He is like a god among us, godsended from the heights above. Many people try to fake his name on other forums in ways to achieve a Scam. Snarg doesn't ever scam, he owns. He'll own until the day he dies. Many of us would give out own heart to him if needed. He's like a new cd, when everything else is to scratched to play. If you don't admire Snarg for his achievements in the d2 community, forum community, or just awesomeness, then you have to admire his bravery for defending us while watching over us. Thank you Snarg.
Snarg: "Apparently I am appearing at more and more game forums. For those who do not already know, I am currently in Kuwait with an unknown return date. It costs me $5 an hour to be online so, needles to say, I am almost never on. When I am on, I come directly to this site, mainly to ban popular members of the community. So, if you see me appearing on other forums, it's not me. However, feel free to download whatever it is 'I' posted. It won't hurt your computer, I promise..."
by dawhat December 9, 2008
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snarf the jackal

when one penetrates another persons bunghole by use of tongue, also known as tossing the salad. to snarf is to penetrate with tongue; jackal is the anus.

alternatively: one may also use one portion of the term to describe itself. for example, "i'm snarfing this ice-cream." or "man is my jackal itchy."
"hey man did you snarf the jackal?"

"yeah dude, after i went down on her, i totally snarfed the jackal."
by galactusslap January 20, 2009
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snarp

A snare arpeggio (arp).

Most notably from part five (among other parts) of SeamlessR's Trap From Scratch series.
1: Did you make any new music?
2: Just a snarp.
by reformatting October 19, 2016
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Snarky Bitch

One who gives a lot of attitude. Excessively sassy individual.
That snarky bitch has a bit of charm to her.
by elhous July 12, 2010
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snarkalicious

Sarcastic. A term used exclusively by the kind of pathetic, trying too hard future soccer mamas to whose "jokes" friends can only respond with a blank stare and vague, twitchy attempt at a smile. Seriously, don't ever, ever use this word. It is strictly douchebags.
"Then the waitress at TGI Friday's was like, 'Do you want a doggy bag?' and I was like, 'No, I just want to throw out the other half of this pork chop!' I mean, seriously! She had it coming."

"Wow, girl. Snarkalicious!"
by Not That Kind of Girl August 30, 2009
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snarfball

A game of pool that involves many dollar bills. The rules of the game are as follows: The balls must be pocketed in order from 1 to 15. If the shooter does not hit the next ball in order FIRST then he must put a dollar on the table, anywhere, and in any form. The ball does not have to be pocketed, just as long as the next ball in line is hit first before anything else. A scratch results in a dollar being put on the table. Hitting the wrong ball in order results in a dollar being put on the table. Person to pocket the last ball wins the amount of dollars on the tables.
Wanna play snarfball tonight?
Sure.
by jameslegs March 13, 2011
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Snarkster

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and higher educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth growing into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
by Buffeteria March 24, 2011
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