smörgåsbord

A swedish word used when you have diffrent types of bread and juice and other things, and you can pick what you want, similar to a buffé.

smorgasbord in english...

We're going to have a smorgasbord tomorrow

by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005

smorgasbord Catholicism

Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.

Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.

by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008

Rectal Smog

When one passes gas/farts/toots/etc so severely that it seems to change the density and consistency of the air.

"Man, that fart was so nasty it created some rectal smog! There's even a haze!"

"These beans are going to help me release some rectal smog..."

by James the Crippler April 23, 2008

smorgassbord

A bountiful selection of beautiful women of many shapes, sizes and ethnicities.

There were so many hotties at the party last night, I had a hard time choosing one to hit on - It was a smorgassbord!

by FinkyStingers March 13, 2009

Smorgasmborg

A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.

Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.

Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!

Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
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Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.

Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.

by Norwegian Merovingian August 13, 2012

Smörgåsbord

The actual spelling of the word, with Ö being pronounced as "uhh" and Å pronounced as "ohh"
A word that means a shitload of something or many different kinds of said thing

American guy: No way! How many?
Swedish guy: A fucking smörgåsbord my dude!
American guy: What?
Swedish guy: ... A smorgasbord.
American guy: Oohhh
Swedish guy: *dies a little inside*

by Immaturkey September 4, 2018

smoage

smoage bitch. I don't what it means but it's a word, got all the right vowels n shit. Use it wisely!

FUCKING wordJOFE/word SMOAGE!!

by TheGuy September 5, 2003