short smoothie

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."

by vit2010 December 25, 2010

BL smoothie

Bud Light aka a lighter version of Budheavy. Always a solid choice instead of Natty Light or Keystone Light.

Yo, just pick me up a case of BL smoothies and meet me at Barnaby's.

by Hudstock August 2, 2009

lithuanian smoothie

When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis

Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean

by nurrrrr May 24, 2019

Boobie Smoothie

When you suck on a girls boobs

Hey Jbird you tryin to get some boobie smoothies tonight

by JBIRD105 February 25, 2012

smoothie mom

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.

Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.

by thepal January 18, 2017

Sexy Smoothie

A creamy concoction consisting of vaginal discharge, semen, and saliva. Normally guzzled by one or both partners as a form of fuel before sexual activities.

Tony was feeling wiped so he broke into his supply of sexy smoothie and fueled up

by EternalEmailingSystem January 4, 2021

sawdust smoothie

when you scratch the dry sweaty skin of your gooch into your friends face while he's sleeping, then you have a juicy fart wake him up

give him a sawdust smoothie when he goes to sleep, he's too drunk to even know.

by BTK ALL DAY May 25, 2011