Breast smother

When a woman usually with huge breasts tackles a man and shoves her boobs in his face

I love Derek. Last night I had sex with him and as usual he wanted me to breast smother him. "Whatever you want babe!"I said,taking off my bra (yes he makes me take off my bra.) and I threw him on the bed. I got on top of him and started kissing him then I said "you ready?" In an angry tone then I gave him a hand job while shoving my breasts in his face "I love these boobs!"said Derek in a muffled voice. It was muffled because i always smother him hard. Then I don't know how but he started licking my boobs. It just felt so nice. I had to scream after a pleasureful 45minutes. "DEREK OH YES YES YES YES YES YES OOOOOOOOO!" He started gently touching my nipples. Then I got up and got in a position that my head was near his HUGE penis and his head was near my pussy. I started sucking and he started to finger my pussy. I was screaming ALL night.

by Person1510 May 20, 2014

twat smasher

Someone who pounds vagina excessively hard.

your a god damn twat smasher, you made me bleed from all corners of my happy hole.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

Pre-smasher

person or persons who drink up before going to a party with little or no alcohol to maximize party effectiveness.

the invite says 'No alcohol'. Oh well, let's just be pre-smashers.

by lionkidftw October 30, 2010

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011

grand-Smother

The overbearing, spoiling, mollycoddling, meddlesome mother of a parent. Often found participating in the unsolicited role of taking over the parenting job from the actual parent.

I used to leave the baby with Devin's step-mom but when I went to pick the baby up after work, that grand-Smother wouldn't hand the kid over and actually snarled at me.

by rach2013 October 21, 2013

mom smasher

It's when you hit resume on someone else's xbox. The guy that dates single moms.

That guy goes out with all the single moms. He is such a mom smasher.

by BigSteve February 4, 2014

cherry smasher

A person who goes after virgins and pops there cherry

Kaylee: Hey did you hear how Ben had sex with Kristen?
Lanie: No!!? Wow he is such a cherry smasher.

by August Strain July 9, 2016